Since moving to sunny and magical Northern Virginia eight months ago, I have:
1. Put 18,000 miles on my car, and a new engine in it;
2. Applied for 25 different jobs;
3. Been rejected by 20 different employers;
4. Been informed (not unkindly) that accepting Jesus Christ as my personal savior will prevent me from burning in the hellfires of eternal damnation;
5. Entered into the employ of a seriously deranged attorney;
6. Left the employ of said attorney with exactly 0 hours notice;
7. Crashed my car;
8. Joined a new company, with a CEO whose hijinx will surely provide fodder for multiple chapters of my memoir;
9. Observed a woman reading a cookbook whilst driving on the beltway; and
10. Wished a rabbit back to life after it took a flying leap into my spinning car tire.
This concludes the "update" portion of our blog.
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